BWAAH.

That would be the sound of me crawling back onto the surface world. ;__;

Handed in that disgusting report today - I’m somewhat happy with it but truthfully just really, incredibly glad it’s over. I feel bad because I owe you all comments and memes and cookies (I haven’t forgotten Lori, I swear~) and I’ve only been skimming the f-list s-someone please catch me up. My memory is fail and this is late late late but from the top of my head, [welcome back] to neneno, [I’ll miss you bb] to ricordi, [I’m sorry about Lockon] to aiuta, and [I enjoyed your pandas] to cleartempest. And [HELP!] to anyone who’s doing the KHR!minibang because whenever I see this prompt:

A professional interest in mocking, fucking and gutting, and not necessarily in that order

- all I can think is MUKURO.

So according to useless_facts, today (April 31st) is known as Non-Existent Day (for obvious reasons) and is supposed to bring either all things happy and blue-skied and kite-filled or the baddest bad that prompted Murphy to make his Law, the sort of DOOM that only occurs in anime.

Typically, hours after reading this and laughing about it (HURR HURR YEAH RIGHT), I ALMOST GOT RUN OVER.

Coincidence? YUH HUH, THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK.

And because economics is ruining my life:

Fiddling with glossy
turbo-powered
calculators, who’s to care what happens in the long run-
"In the long run, we're all dead."